Blogging my short attention span for the entire internet. Now only 80% evil!

2005-11-06T23:36:00.000-08:00

Been a while since I've been here. Now that it's back to fucking cold weather I guess I might start blogging again.

Save me Jebus!

2005-03-13T10:50:00.000-08:00

I'm so glad we live in the U.S.A. We don't have to worry about crazy religious people killing us for no reason. Not like them "crazy" Arabs do.

Oh wait.

Nevermind.

Fucking weirdos.

Someone needs a hobby.

2005-03-13T09:40:00.000-08:00

Some dude found my blog by searching for "blumpkin pics" HA!

2005-03-12T05:24:00.000-08:00

I had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to my place and says, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." I was very touched and aroused, and we had lots of great sex.

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and brings them back to me as gifts. This sweet girl looked into my eyes and said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." I watched my new television with great enjoyment!

The third one takes the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returns the original $5000 to me and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." She has enough to buy me a new boat.

I thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

Biggie Smalls is the illest

2005-03-10T03:47:00.000-08:00

p6
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

RIP Biggie.

" like two dicks and no bitch, find your self in some serious shit"

Even in death some people are assholes.

2005-03-08T14:07:00.000-08:00

Let me tell you of a little story of a drunken asshole. Sit back and grab a Miller.

When I was a wee lad our next door neighbor was a thorn in our side. He lived in a house with his drunken brothers and a old ratty looking dog named "rags" The only two guys from the house I remember are Norb and his brother "cowboy" but there had to be like 5 or 6 brothers. They where all white trash and passed the time by getting drunk as shit and kicking poor "rags" around the yard. My brother and I were always told to never have anything to do with "the assholes next door" as they came to be called. Everyone hated them. They didn't give much reason mot to be hated. On the other side of our house lived my Grandparents. Good people, old farming type people from Kentucky who knew the value of hard work. My Grandpa was retired from GM and was living the good life. Enjoying his last years of life with his wife.

My Grandpa died in June of 1984. Or somewhere around that time. It was a sudden thing. He was crushed by a tree he was cutting down on his property so he could repair the fence. Something he had done probably a thousand times in his life. This was his last. Not good times to say the least. He was a well liked man. He was a good man. He was everything the "assholes next door" weren't.

One day Norb from the assshole clan stoped by my grandmothers. I really don't know why he did or if he brought flowers or what. My brother and I were pretty young. around 10 or 11 at the time. So we wasn't exactly sure of all the things that went on. Well one stop a week turned into everyday. That turned into him helping her around the house. Next thing you know Norb moves in. Now if you can imagine if your grandmother was living with some dude everyone hated, including her, how odd that was. It caused alot of drama in the whole family. No one could talk sense into her. Everyone could see what he was doing. Taking advantage of her and her money. And my grandpas money.

He would still drink. He would still kick rags. He even treated her like shit. He was an asshole thru and thru. Me and my brother got older and many days thought of going over there and beating the living shit out of him. But we didn't. There wasn't much any of us could do. Just sit back and watch him steal her blind. About ten years ago Norb had a massive heart attack. The DR. said he might live another six months. TEN YEARS AGO! It was about this time that my Grandma starting showing signs of alzheimer's. Noone really gave it much thought. She would just forget stuff here and there. No biggie. It of course got worse over the years. It is now pretty bad. She can't find the bathroom. She forgets if she ate. Shit like that. Now this is where I will give Norb some Props. The last few years he did take care of her. He made the meals and cleaned up. Without him there she would have to go into a nursing home or live with someone. Thats all the props he gets.

Norb died this morning. Ten years after he should have. Heart attack. He was in a coma for a few days. He even started breathing on his own. But it the end he lost the battle. Now I don't want to sound like a total asshole. I hate to hear that someone has died. I feel for the family and friends. Pretty much all of us have been there. It's a sad time. But I just can't bring my self to sorrow that much for him. He took more from my grandma than any of us will ever know. Turns out Norb "bought" a couple cemetery plots a few years back. So he and my gramdma can be together forever. Made the funeral arrangements and everything. All on my grandmas dime of course. Norb never worked a day in his life outside of a few painting jobs here and there.

Turns out Norb didn't buy shit. He is going to get cremated. As the title says even in death some people are assholes. Even beyond the grave norb will always be known as "the asshole next door"

2005-03-05T05:52:00.000-08:00

Some people seem to have a hard time grasping good advice. No matter what you tell them or how hard you try to explain they just don't listen. I work part time at a pet store. 98% of the business we do is fish related. Now I'm not expert by any stretch of the imagination but having kept tropical fish for the last 15 years I do know more than an average rookie.

Thats why I work at a petstore. I'm not there just to make the place good. I give advice. All for free. All you, the consumer, have to do is take it. But sometimes that isn't easy, is it?

Case in point. Man buys angelfish. Then wants a Betta. (Siamese fighting fish) I explained to him that the Angels and Betta won't get along. The Angels will end up nipping all the fins off of the Betta. But sice this guy has been the hobby for two months he refused to listen. I bagged up the Betta and sent him to his watey grave.

I'm sure he will be back. Screaming that we sold him a Betta that is now dead. Thats why jackasses like him do. I'm off to get ready for an 8 hour shift at the pet store. I'm sure we will have a few more experts in today. happy fishing.

Sirius satellite radio killed my car.

2005-03-03T11:51:00.000-08:00

So I went out and bought a Sirius satellite radio for my car. It was a great day. Nice and sunny. Although it could have been a little warmer I wasn't about to complain.

Hooked up the new radio....No problems.

Called Sirius to get my service avctivated and got to speak with somone who spoke english! ....No Problem.

So far so good. for once shit was going my way. The radio seemed to work and it was really easy to hook up. ...Maybe a little too easy.

While on the phone with the Sirius Rep. the battery in my car died. Dead, gone kaput. Fuck.

Problem...I don't have jumper cables. So what does any 30 year old man do? Well, you call your mom of course.

Problem...I forgot to call my Mom of her Birthday. Yeah, I'm a world class asshole at this point. Don't worry. She let me know I didn't call.

Let me make a few things clear though....I didn't call her because she works mids. My thinking was I was just going to call her when she got up. But I forgot.

It all worked out in the end. My mom took me to sears for a new battery. She even paid for it. Wow, I guess I am a prick.

Anyway. Happy Birthday Mom.

If you can't find a date. Buy one.

2005-02-27T18:37:00.000-08:00

For once in my life I'm speachless.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Meet your new stalker

Hotornot

2005-02-26T08:26:00.000-08:00

While submitting my blog to hotornot I clicked thru a few of the pics. I have always liked hotornot as it was a great time killer. While clicking thru some of the pics I noticed you can "meet" people. The people submit their pics along with a small paragraph about what they are or are not looking for. With that I thought I would come up with a small cheat sheet to help you with your online expierence. This is mainly for the ladies. Cause lets face it, the guys are just looking to use you like a cheap whore.

1. Submit a clear full body picture. No face only or a picture of your ankles. Even if your a fat girl. We know you need lovin too. make sure the pic is clear.

2. Don't edit your pic in paint. We don't need captions of where you are or what your doing. We don't care that "this pic is from my uncle chucks shit farm in possum fart Kansas"

3. Dont' submit a pic of you and another chick who is hotter than you. The guys will just want to bang her and use you to get at her. This is where most threesomes are born.

4. Don't submit a pic standing next to your old flame. Even if you use paint to block his face. All the pic is saying is "this is the guy who used to bang me like a screen door in a hurricane"

5. Don't submit a pic of you half naked unless you expect to be treated like the slut you most likely are.

6. If you do have a pic where you are half naked don't be suprised if a bunch of older guys contact you. even if you say; "don't contact me." Just remember ladies. Young perverts grow up to become old perverts. the taste seldom changes.

7. Don't say shit like " this is just for fun" guys will still contact you and use you as their personal cum dumpster.

8. Don't respond to guys that have the following keywords: Sex, Anal, bukkake, dirty sanchez, blumpkin, Cleveland steamer, facial, "trading paint", swinger, nipple mutations, married but looking ETC.

9. Unless you like that kind of shit. In that case my contact is up top. ;)

10. Im only kidding honey. :)

HA HA It IS true...

2005-02-26T08:09:00.000-08:00

This morning I seen a cop inside Dunkin Donuts. Picture is coming up.

I always thought cops and their love for donuts was a myth.

Is that a bearclaw? If not, Im going to haveta gaffle ya!

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!

2005-02-21T19:27:00.000-08:00

So I thought I was done with work for a few days. I thought wrong. I got off work this morning went home grabbed a few hours of sleep. Woke up and ran to the pet store to check my schedule. Came back home and changed the water in my reef tank.

Right when I was done the Reps from the evil corpration called me on my electronic leash. Seems the guy who was supposed to work tonight didn't feel like it. So my tired ass has to go back in. Another 12 hour night shift on a few hours sleep. When I get off I have to go home ( 45 minute drive ) sleep and then get to the pet store for a 4-9 shift.

Then Wed. I get to come back for a "mandatory" meeting starting at 730 AM. An eight hour meeting of some prick yapping about company this and that while I roll my eyes and day dream.
Thursday morning it is another 4-9 at the pet store. Then back to the evil corporation Friday for six fun filled days of bull shit. Complete with more eye rolls and day dreams. Wake me up when it's over.

Blah

2005-02-20T23:54:00.000-08:00

Nothing new to report. Stuck at my evil job all weekend. I hate this company. I have to come back here on Wed. for EIGHT hours of meetings. Yes, thats 8 with an E. Why they think anyone needs 8 hours of meetings is beyond me. I wish I could quit. I keep thinking that if Darth Vader was real and ran a company, he would run mine.

I did just read that

Hunter S Thompson killed himself. What the fuck? I have always liked him since I read his book about Hells Angels.

I hope to have something good to write about soon. Until then check out

Shabooty. Funny stuff over there.

Are people really this stupid?

2005-02-18T03:47:00.000-08:00

Last night at the petstore I got asked one of those "heres your sign" type questions. Some lady picked up an aquarium decoration and asked me if this was the "real price" At first I was a little stunned. I wanted to say; No, all the prices are fake. We like to suprise people at the register with fake pricing. You idiot.

But I didn't. I gave her my best fake smile added with a slight roll of the eyes. I then went back to cleaning tanks wondering how in the hell she has made it in life this long. And praying she hasn't found the time to pro-create.

But she probably has. Hey, someone has to live in trailer parks and pick up my garbage.

2005-02-16T04:43:00.000-08:00

It's almost that time. Time to go back to my regular job. Like all good things, vacations come to an end. Fuck.

I hate going back. It really sucks. I wish I could work at the pet store full time. But since I like to eat and having a dog piss on my head while I lay drunk under an over pass doesn't sound like fun, I will stay right where I'm at.

I didn't do shit on vacation. I got zero done. Not one thing on my list was complete. But the hell with it. Thats why they call them vacations.

So Friday night it's back to the grindstone. ( by grindstone I mean sittin on my ass reading the new Maxim) now that I will be on a reguar schedule I can upodate more and bore the piss out of all 4 people who come and read this blog.

Cheers.

Tires anyone?

2005-02-13T08:24:00.000-08:00

A Picture Share!
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

On the corner of Colerain and West Fork you find this jewel. It is a shitty looking used tire garage. You might not see the in the pic but the store is really skinny. They do all the work outside beause the garage won't fit the cars. West siiiiiiiiiiiiiide!

The hood

2005-02-13T08:20:00.000-08:00

A Picture Share!
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

my cat is from the hood
I call it the hood even thought it is only about 4 miles from my front door.

I guess that makes me a hood rat.

My new cat.

2005-02-13T08:19:00.000-08:00

A Picture Share!
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

Petstore pics

2005-02-13T08:11:00.000-08:00

A Picture Share!
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

Some pictures of the 125 gallon reef tanks at work.

Sprint proves once again they are a bunch of douchebags

2005-02-10T11:01:00.000-08:00

It is a little shocking Sprint it as big as they are. If any private business owner did half the shit they did they would be shut down or burn them out of their store. Not to mention the hard on the BBB would have.

Yet, Sprint gets away with it. Bought a phone with insurance and now you need to use it? FUCK YOU! Call this number.

Just bought a new phone and need it turned on? FUCK YOU! Call this number.

Need your cell number changed? FUCK YOU! We don't do that here. Call this number.

If you can't tell I made another trip to the Sprint store. Bought a new phone. It's really nice. As of right now it is about as useless as Richard Simmons in a whorehouse. I bought the phone yet I couldn't get it turned on. AT THE SPRINT STORE! It's like going to Mcdonalds and not being able to order a fucking Big Mac. Of coure you can't call "customer service" on your new Sprint phone. it isnt turned on yet. I guess they expect me to send fucking smoke signals.

I'm going to go start the fire.

2005-02-09T07:05:00.000-08:00

Fo' Shizzle!

2005-02-09T06:45:00.000-08:00

For months my PC has been over run with spy-ware. I would delete it, it would come back. It sucked. Until I found this.

It's from microsoft and does a kick ass job of ridding your PC of bullshit you don't want. It has the Bigjay seal of approval.

2005-02-09T06:24:00.000-08:00

This vacation sucks. I haven't got anything done. Fix the doors? Nope. Go to the Museum? Negative. Hang the shelves? Negative ghost rider the pattern is full.
I have worked a few days at the pet store. It is a pretty cool job. I love fish so it fits me pretty well.

The other day a girl came in and bought some fish. About three bags worth. I put all the bags in a box when I was done ringing her up. She had a baby with her so I asked her if she needed help getting the fish to her car. She said yes.

We go outside and she told told me I could set the box in her passenger seat. When I opened the door she told me not to touch anything. I thought it was a little weird she would say that. Like I was going to jack her or something. The whole sentence went like this....

"Don't touch anything, My brother got shot the other night."

I sit the box down and before me is a dried bloody mess that would make any back ally Doctor proud. I looked at her like she was from another planet. But she quickly put my nerves to rest with this little jewel..." don't worry, we took him to the hospital"

That's not exactly what I was worried about puffy. How about a trip to the fucking car wash? If you knew you had a god damn bio-hazard in your front seat why not take the box from me after you put your shit machine in the car seat? Do I look like someone from fucking C.S.I.?

It's amazing sometimes.

Nothing new

2005-02-07T05:24:00.000-08:00

No new cell pics. No new news. Nothing going on. This vacation is turning into one big blow fest. So far I've had to put up with people like this.....

Some asshole from CanAduh cutting me off on Colerain AV. If anyone has been on Colerain AV. you know the space between two cars is about the thickness of a ball hair.

The assholes at sprint who wouldn't replace my piss soaked phone.

The swamp hag at Buffalo wild wings who thinks the correct way to say "may I help who ever is next" is to wave her hand at you like she is directing trafic.

My drunk and ignorant step dad who kept asking my wife if she had a tit job and talking about giving my mother the "ding dong"

People who come into the pet store and buy animals when they look like they can't take care of themselves.

I think thats about it. I have only been on vacation for four fucking days. Four days and so far this is the kind of shit I have to put up with.

By the way. How painful was it to Watch the half time show at the superbowl? That just sucked. No wardrobe malfunction. No hot chicks dancing. Just crusty old Paul. I wish paul mccartney would shut the fuck up. Better yet. I wish someone would remove his wifes leg and beat him over the head with it.

OK. I'm done ranting. For now.

2005-02-06T11:30:00.000-08:00

I don't have my cell anymore but my Wife has hers. So I will take a few pics of the Super Bowl party we are heading too.

Now if you will excuse me Bw3 and Blue Moon beer are calling my name.

2005-02-05T06:30:00.000-08:00

I still have no phone. So no cellpics for a while. The first day at the pet store was pretty cool. I didn't do much. Just hung out with one of the other guys to get a feel for everything. The thing that trips me out is the cash register. I've never been on the other side of one. I was always the one spending the money, not taking it. It was a pretty cool day and everyone was really nice and helpful. I just hate first days on a job. There is always that uncomfortable feeling. What do I do next? Am I dong it right? Wrong? I feel like such a rookie. So far this vacation sucks. So far:

Things I wanted to do: 0

Things I didn't want to do: 2

Not looking good for the home team.

Sprint sucks

2005-02-04T11:45:00.000-08:00

I fucking hate Sprint. When I got my phone I also got the "insurance" with it. I pay 4 bucks a month for free replacement if my phone ges lost, stolen or dropped in a piss filled toliet. I have had my phone for about a year. 4 bucks a month x 12 months = 50 bucks. ( I'm rounding )

So I go to the Sprint store to make good on the insurance I bought. Silly me thinking that I could go to a SPRINT STORE and replace my SPRINT PHONE. The following concersation took place with the idiot behind the counter. (TIBTC) and me. ( me)

ME: HI, I need to replace my phone. It got wet. I have insurance on it. ( At this point I feel very good about my chances of getting a new phone. Maybe even upgrade)

TIBTC: OK. Lets see. Yes, according to our records you do have the insurance.

Me: Big grin.

TIBTC: Ok sir. Call this number and tell them you need a new phone. It cost you 50 bucks. They will ship one to you in about a week.

ME: HUh? 50 bucks? But I have insurance! plus Im at a SPRINT STORE. You have new phones stacked 10 feet high in the back. (At this point I have lost all hope of getting a phone today. )

TIBTC: yes I know. But that is the way we do it here at SPRINT. You must call the number.

ME: Is there anything I can do today? I don't want to wait a week for a new phone. How much would a new phone be if I just buy it now? ( I thought I had it now. I have insurance. Plus I'm a (sometimes) paying customer. Good feelings are starting to come back)

TIBTC: OH YES! You can buy a new phone. Let's see. A replacement phone will run you ( break out calculator crunch some numbers, carry the one ETC. )
A new phone will run you $210.00

ME: 210? U.S. ? Are you kidding me?

TIBTC: No sir. We at Sprint like to fuck our customers in the ass as much as possible without any lube. We like our customers to feel like a young boy at a NAMBLA convention.

ME: Give me the fucking number. When my contract is up I'm going to Nextel.

TIBTC: have a nice day

ME: Bite me bitch

Fuck you Sprint. Fuck you right in the ass.

it's a long day already

2005-02-04T08:39:00.000-08:00

My day started shitty. For One my Wife is pissed because I stayed out later than I should have. She should be pissed. I did stay out later than what I told her. But you know how it is when you get togther with old friends. One beer turns to four. Two hours turn into six. Next thing you know it is real late and you just know you're going to catch hell for it.

Two my cell isn't working. My wife is pissed and left me a note to call her at work. So I grab my phone and start walking to the bathroom to to get rid of some beer being stored. Standing in front of the toliet I'm getting ready to let Flipper out of the tank when I hear.."SPLASH" FUCK! I just dropped my cell in the toliet. That can't be good.

I don't know alot but I do know a cell+water is bad. So I fish the cell out the toliet and just stand there. Kind of speechless. Toliet water running out of it like some kind of Tennesse Valley Authority project. I grab a towel and start to dry. I can see water in the screen. The towel isn't going to work. It's time to operate. Just for fun I try to turn it on...nothing. I pop the battery off, dry it and set it to the side. The whole time thinking I'm working with piss water. Water is still running out of the phone. I go hunting for a screw driver small enough to fit the tiny ass screws holding the piece of shit together. After an hour of searching every junk drawer we have I found one.

I start to take the phone apart. To my suprise the screws were pretty easy to get off. After some cussing I got it all apart. The thing is soaked. I took it in the bathroom and tried to dry it with the hair dryer. Got rid of the swimming pool that was once the screen. Everything is going good. Come back out, pop the battery back in hit the power button.........Nothing.

Fuck. The phone is still apart. I'm letting it air dry. Like thats going to do anything. I'm sure my Wife is sitting at work getting more pissed by the second. Looks like a trip to the sprint store and a night on the coauch for me. At least I got rid of the water. I will just tell them it stopped working.

This isn't the way I wanted to start my vacation.

2005-02-03T14:29:00.000-08:00

Waking up today was like a kick in the nuts. Im getting old. It never used to be like this. Working these damn midnights are killing me. But you know what? Im on vacation! For 15 non-work related days. Of course I will have to work at the pet store but I consider that a break. As much as I think I will like working at the pet store I probably wouldn't like it if I had to do it everyday. Tomorrow is my first day. Im already preparing my self for all the stupid questions I will hear.

Maybe I can get a few pics of some behind the scenes type thing. We will see.

2005-02-03T14:28:00.000-08:00

Well duh!

2005-02-03T06:41:00.000-08:00

Destroying this is cool. Huh huh huh

2005-02-03T06:38:00.000-08:00

If I only had this power.

2005-02-03T06:37:00.000-08:00

You're about to see the wizard!

For a chick you got some set of balls.

2005-02-03T03:08:00.000-08:00

HA! I know funny. And THIS is funny.

By the way. Two more hours till I'm vacation.

Still wish I was going some place warm. But at least I won't be at work.

Plus the superbowl is Sunday. Should be nice watching the Eagles getting stomped like a narc at a biker rally. I wish the Bengals would get their head out their ass so I would have someone to root for.

Speaking of the Bengals back in High School I worked with a girl who becamea bengal cheerleader. That and ten cents would buy me a cup of shitty coffee.

Asshats

2005-02-03T01:25:00.000-08:00

Attention drivers in and around the Cincinnati area.

Please go the speed limit or get the fuck out of my way.

Thank you

Play God

2005-02-02T18:24:00.000-08:00

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/forcesofnature/interactive/index.html?section=h

You don't have to be god to destroy a trailer park anymore.

National Geographic lets you play god in your stained underwear.

Tell Toto I said hi.

Snow blower

2005-02-02T15:30:00.000-08:00

I'm really sick and fucking tired of snow. Looks like I have to drive to work ( a 37 mile trek) in the snow again.

On the other hand.....One more shift till my ass is on vacation. Booo yaaaa bitches!

We have a winner....

2005-02-01T23:40:00.000-08:00

I think I just found the biggest douch bag in the world.

Meet Tex.

Mmmmmmmm wings.

2005-02-01T21:09:00.000-08:00

Im bored. The first part of my night was pretty busy. I still can't figure out why my company wants me to work for the money they give me. Anyway. I was thinking of chicken wings. I like wings. And beer. Put both together with blue cheese and you are pretty close to heaven.

So here is my list for the best places to go around the Cincinnati area for wings. As well as my places that are riding the pine. In no particular order. ...

Crossroads. No doubt the best wings served in Cinncinnati are at Crossroads. Great sauce big wings. ... 5790 Cheviot Rd

Willies sports cafe. A close second. More locations.... 5054 Glencrossing Way, 8188 Princeton Glendale Rd West Chester, 401 Crescent Ave Covington,

Buffalo Wild wings. Not as meaty as Willies. But not a bad choice. Plus you can't go 2 miles without finding one. Like Crossroads they also serve Bluemoon. So you know it can't be that bad...8405 Colerain Ave, One of many loactions.

Mad Mikes. I've never had Mad Mikes but from what I hear they are pretty damn good. Delhi and Harrison.

Extra Innings. I almost forgot about extra innings. Extra innings used to be owned by Tommy Helms ( from the reds) For years is was a great place to go. With even better wings. Not long ago it was sold. It is not called the evil twin. A biker bar. Thats right. What was once a great sports bar is now occupied by toothless bikers with mullets. I don't know if they still serve the wings or not. I will probably never know. Maybe I should stop in one day. maybe break out the camera phone and See how many mullets I can spot.

The worst wings....

Snows lake... Simply put these wings suck. The "hot" is nothing but hot sauce. "hot" should come from a good recipe. A nice mix spices and hot sauce. Not some redneck just dumping tobassco on a batch of wings. Plus these wings are as thin as Paris Hilton on diet pills.

Applebees... The only wings I have had from Applebees are their bonless variety. They were soggy and tastless. Skip the wings. Order Nachos.

Dominos... After eating the shitty pizza I have no idea why I thought the wings would be better. If Satan made wings, he would work at Dominos.

What do you think?

2005-02-01T20:55:00.000-08:00

A Picture Share!
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

Not the best pic. But he does have the hair and the beard.

Although I hope Jesus wouldn't require corrective eye lenses.

Jesus?

2005-02-01T20:00:00.000-08:00

I have never noticed this before but a guy I work with looks alot like Jesus. I will have to see if he will let me take a pic.

Cincinnati blogs

2005-02-01T18:00:00.000-08:00

http://frontier.cincinnati.com/blogs/photos/

Photo blogs.

Link exchange

2005-02-01T17:01:00.000-08:00

Looking for some interesting Blogs to exchange links with. I link you, you link me kinda thing.
It doesn't matter what your blog is about.

Contact me at jlhunt74@yahoo.com if this is something you would like to do.

Passion of the Pete...

2005-02-01T03:02:00.000-08:00

I like blogs. I even like the ones I have nothing in common with.
Like Pete's.

Like mine Pete's blog is young. Although I have feeling Pete and I would agree on very little I would be willing to bet his blog will provide some interesting reading in the near future.

2005-01-31T23:20:00.000-08:00

I came across a good blog tonight.

http://cin-ramble.blogspot.com

For the most part I agree with what he has to say. Reading his blog it sounds like he was either in or had something to do with the movie Zombie Cult Massacre. This caught my eye because a guy I used to work with and have known for years was an extra in that movie. I guess it is a small world.

Check him out

It's about time

2005-01-31T19:59:00.000-08:00

I hope this works out. Colerain AV. can use a grocery store at that end. You don't have alot of chioces as far as grocery stores go on Coleran. Kroger and Biggs. Thats it.
With the proposed store being a Meijer maybe that will get Wal-mart in gear. The Wal-Mart in Colerain sucks. Period. Although I did hear that Wal-mart is moving to the K-mart building by Cross County and will be a "super" Wal-Mart. Let's hope. Cause all they have right now is a super piece of shit.

I also heard that the old Colerain brewing company is turning into a IHOP. That buildiong must be doomed. Every business that has been in there has closed down. Bombay bicycle club, Shells, Colerain brewing company, Shooters...All gone. We shall see.

With the talk of new development on Colerain AV will come the talk about traffic. I give it a few weeks before we see some protesters bitching about traffic and more traffic lights. Three main points....

1. We already have traffic and are set up pretty well for it.
2. I don't think you will see much difference in traffic since they will add traffic lights.
3. What would you do with the space? You can't let the old central hardware/ Furrow building rot. It already looks bad enough.

I remember hearing these arguments before they put in the Target. Turns out they were wrong. No more traffic and the entire intersection look much nicer.

I hope this gets done. It will bring further positive development to an already positive area.

3 more days...

2005-01-31T19:22:00.000-08:00

Three more days until I go on vacation. I wish I was going some place warm. Well my house is warm but you know what I mean. I really have no plans. I did make a list of things I wanted to do while on vacation.

Go to the aquarium
Go to the museum

Plus some odds and ends around the house. Fix this fix that. I also plan on going to the gym and I start work at the pet store Friday.
Another thing I want to do is go to Hooters. Yes Hooters. Not for the chicks. For the wings. I haven't been to Hooters in years. For some reason I have had a craving for their wings. Funny thing is I don't like their wings that much. I know, I'm weird.

Cheers.

More proof I'm a Homer

2005-01-31T19:20:00.000-08:00

A Picture Share!
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

Here is one of the analyzer panels at work.

I have no idea what it does. I poke them with a stick sometimes and they make a beeping noise.
I just figured out you can't spell analyzer without Anal....Tee hee hee heee. Anal.

Maybe it's me....

2005-01-31T19:16:00.000-08:00

A Picture Share!
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

Why can't the people who prgram this shit just make it easy? Uploading and posting all these damn pictures one at a time is just retarded. Repeat after me....we todd did!
Piss on it. Here is another sticker on a locker. Seems Im not the bastard I thought I was.

Here is an odd sticker on a locker.

2005-01-31T19:13:00.000-08:00

A Picture Share!
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

Odd things....

2005-01-31T17:46:00.000-08:00

Around work I've noticed one might see some odd things. It might be a sticker on a locker or a weird piece of equipment. So tonight instead of sleeping or reading I will go around and take pics of various things that catch my eye. Stay tuned....

A Picture Share!

2005-01-31T17:15:00.000-08:00

A Picture Share!
Originally uploaded by jlhunt.

Me hard at work.

Flickr

2005-01-31T17:03:00.000-08:00

This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

No No No...Balls in YOUR mouth.

2005-01-30T23:31:00.000-08:00

A few days ago my buddy T-Bone left me a voice mail in a garbbled voice about balls in my mouth. No doubt he was put up to this by that homo JB. So as a little paypack I put some pics of Bone getting jacked up by some guy who looks like he jerks off in the shower.

See them here

Now if I can just find that pic of JB licking door knobs in various mens rooms I can pay him back as well.

All this talk about the elections in Iraq has me scratching my head. One, we can't OUR elections right and two... these people know they are in danger. They have been warned if they vote they will be attacked. So what does the U.S come up with?
Everyone who votes has to plunge their finger in a dark blue ink. That way you make an easier target for the people trying to kill you.
Damn. Why don't you just give them a bright orange target they can hang on their back? Better yet, after they vote just drive them to the people that want to kill them. Make it easier on everyone.
DOH!

Long night

2005-01-30T19:02:00.000-08:00

This night is going so slow. Im bored out of my mind. It is only 10 pm but it feels like 2 am.
So I thought I would kill some time.

Things you might or might not know about me :

I'm 30
As far as I know I have two kids.
I'm married.
If Karma serves me well my next life will be served as a strippers pole.
I will probably come back as a barbers pole.
My dad wanted to name me after my grandpa....Odis. (thank you Mom)
I think road rage should be legal if you piss me off.
The wall in my living room is painted like a beach. Like in scarface.
I will never replace an "s" with a "z"
I will never call people I know "peeps"
I think people who do this should be sent to a turkish prison.
I have three brothers.
I hate dogs
I love cats.
My next door neighbor is banging her husbands friend.
I like Jerry Springer.
I have never met anyone famous.
I have never been further west than Mount Vernon IN.
My mom is from Hazard KY
She left when she was 12
My dad played in a state championship game for basketball in high school.
They lost.
Im good at taking things apart. Bad at putting them back together.
I think the Simple Life with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie is one of the best shows on TV.
Plus they are hot.
I took two years of diesel mechanics in high school.
Im not a mechanic.
I still laugh at dick and fart jokes.
I don't understand "online dating"
I never want to understand it.
I love betting on horses.
I once seen a horse die after a race.
I like to paint pictures.

Things I would like to do before I die:

Smoke a Cuban in Cuba.
Go to Vegas.
Scuba Dive in the Red Sea.
Drive around South Central L.A. after Midnight.
Find out what the hell Willis was talking about.
See NYC
Spit off the Empire State building.
Go to an Ohio State football game.
Go to Africa.
Own an aquarium over 1000 gallons.

Sports downtime

2005-01-30T17:11:00.000-08:00

Yuck. With the pro football season done in one week this time of year sucks for sporting fans like me.
High School football....Done
Pro Football....Done (almost)
College football... Done
Hockey....Done for a while.
Pro basketball...who cares

I guess all that is left is College basketball. I really don't follow it till March. Even then I only follow UC. So that means I watch until the first or second week. Then Im done.

There are alternatives. NASCAR. Sometimes I like NASCAR, sometimes I don't.
I don't chew Redman, drive a truck or sleep with my Daddy's sister. So I don't have much in common with the average NASCAR fan. 500 miles of circles is really boring. I think they should at least make one or two cars go the wrong way on the track. Who wouldn't watch that?

Golf. Watching golf sucks. Playing golf with cold beer is cool. Nuf said.

Tennis...Please. The chicks are hot though.

Soccer...Besides the riots, soccer sucks.

It is indeed a painful time of the year for sports fans like me.

Sigh.

4 more days...

2005-01-30T14:28:00.000-08:00

Only four more days till I go on vacation. God I can't wait to get out of there for a while.
I start my part time job at the pet shop on the 4th of Feb. I think I will enjoy it. It should be a nice break from the stress of my regular job.